HallowBOREen

So I'm officially declaring my school to LAME. It's 10.30pm on Halloween night and there is NOTHING to do here. Option 1: Go to the bars, Problem: I'm not 21 and I don't have an ID. Option 2: Oh wait, there is none!

Seriously, I'm pretty sure that at least 75% of this school's population is under 21 so what the hell is everyone doing. If we can't even get it together Halloween, we seriously suck. I have a costume and a group of friends and no where to go. I don't understand what all the frat guys are doing tonight?! Everyone I've talked to so far is studying, granted a large majority of my sorority is too, but maybe more of them would go out if they knew something was actually going on. Apparently, sitting in a bedroom with a bunch of dudes drinking cheap beer is the best option for these men tonight, leaving a bunch of costumed sorority girls with nothing to do.

My only real option for tonight is to go see some scary movie that I don't want to see, with someone who may be looking a date. I hate scary movies. I don't feel like being anyone's date tonight, except for maybe one person. Although I can hear the sounds of a party across the street, but the sounds would be coming from the gay co-op where girls walk around topless. No that's not a rumor as my entire house, along with our parents, witnessed this during a Sunday morning brunch designed to introduce our new members and their families to our chapter. It was embarrassing to say the least. I think I'll pass.

FOOTBALL RECAP:
#10 Oregon slaughters #5 USC
Thank God! USC is a team of pompous jerks that need to be put in their place. They're clearly not as good as they, and everyone else, seems to think. While I'm certainly not a Oregon fan, and I cheer for any team that plays and defeats the Trojans.

#3 Texas destroys #14 Oklahoma State
No this is a huge disappointment, but not that unexpected. While I would love to see Texas lose just as much as USC, I prefer to face reality. The Cowboys really didn't have much of a shot. Texas is the better as horrible as it to admit, but swear McCoy had better not win the Heisman. I'll take Tebow over him any day, even though I would have loved to see Georgia win today.

So now, that I have spent money on a costume and watched six episodes of Sex and the City, I finally get word of an event. A party at the gay fraternity. However, I now too zoned out to do anything. Dilemma. I feel that I should go to go, but too tired to actually get up and go. I also feel incredibly guilty for not getting more homework done today. Do our professors seriously just love to ruin Halloween for everyone? I'm pretty sure they have a large responsibility for why Halloween sucks so much.

Relationship Status: Married....and Cheating

If you were to visit Brianne's facebook today her status would read as follows:

Brianne is "so i tried to update my relationship status to married and cheating...it doesn't work" -- Tabitha Rose Miller hahaha

This status stems for a conversation we had last night about my relationship status, which goes further back to my birthday weekend. After a few drinks before dinner, I was trying to explain to my mom about the intensity of my friendship with Brianne which had escalated over the last few months from talking once a week to talking everyday. In the process I proclaimed that it was like Jessica is my husband (I should have said wife) and Brianne is my mistress. Jessica and I live together and take the same classes and hang out with same people. As she puts it, we've developed some serious separation issues. When not talking with Jessica, or even when I am, I'm in constant contact with Brianne. I've become dependent on her being online so that we can update on whatever happened in the last hour.

So in light of the conversation with my mom, I tried to update my status last night to married to Jessica but cheating with Brianne. Facebook apparently does not support infidelity, although in reality neither do I.

On a similar note, Brianne and I have come to the conclusion that if we met male versions of each other, our lives would be complete.

Hello, My Name Is....

First, let me introduce myself. My name is Tabby and I just closed the book on my teenage years. I'm about to graduate from college and I have no idea what I want to do with my life. All I know is that everyone around me seems to be in a mad panic figuring it out, except for those that already have offers from Bank of America and Morgan Stanley, cause those people don't stress me out at all.

I'm newly single after 3 years, 5 if you count the first guy. This means endless time with my besties. We've quickly developed strong separation issues that require I sleep in the same room every night as Jessica and talk AT LEAST once a day with Brianne. This means Jessica must venture to my hometown on a weekly basis and Brianne is constantly my facebook status. These once two strangers have now spent so much time together as 2 of my best friends that they're having withdrawals from each other.

My current hobbies include avoiding my homework at all costs, watching horrible TV on my laptop, and perusing through the September issue of Cosmo, even though the November issue is out, while chatting on Facebook with Brianne...or anyone else on my secret VIP list.

A few other things about me. I have two brothers who will without doubt make frequent appearances, I'm obsessed with college football so please ignore my rantings if you're not, and I live in a house of 65+ girls which is actually a lot less ridiculous than expected, no we don't have pillow fights...